Artist Starving For A Reason
03.01.00 | Issue 36•07
Neighbor Bragging About 20-Pound Box He FedExed
03.08.00 | Issue 36•08
Spokeswoman Gives Birth To Spokeschild
Vending-Machine Snack Fails To Deploy
02.23.00 | Issue 36•06
Phone-Sex Ad Masturbated To For 0 Cents A Minute
10.30.02 | Issue 38•40
Leg Man Also An Arms Buff
05.05.99 | Issue 35•17
PETA Complains As Revised SAT Tested On Chimpanzees
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