Mars Lander Staggers Into NASA Headquarters Drunk, Broke
02.09.00 | Issue 36•04
Salvation Army Clothing Drop-Off Choked With Stirrup Pants
02.16.00 | Issue 36•05
Genuine Happiness Now Seen Only On Game Shows
Nabisco Discontinues Wheat Thicks
02.02.00 | Issue 36•03
Dog In Purse Stares Longingly At Dog In Yard
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Kiddie Pool Falls Into Disrepair
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Las Vegas Casino Owners Announce Plans To Tear Down Don Rickles
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