The Media: Are They Media-Obsessed?
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Cubs Eliminated From Playoff Contention
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Merv Griffin Leaves Lifetime Supply Of Jiffy Pop To Charity
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Christina Aguilera Deeply Offended By Plate Of Iceberg Lettuce
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Baby-Shower Attendees Quickly Drain Box Of White Zinfandel
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Soccer Mom To Suck Off World's Greatest Dad
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Football Fan Wears Off-Season Body Paint


