Personals Ad Takes Hardline Anti-Fatties Stance
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Slowly Rotating Pie A Metaphor For Trucker's Failing Marriage
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Dunkin' Donuts/Baskin Robbins/Pizza Hut/Taco Bell/Long John Silver's Opens
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Yngwie Malmsteen Officially Changes Middle Name To 'Fucking'
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Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer
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Heavily Starched Shirt Only Thing Keeping Larry King Upright
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Ape Appointed Banana Czar


