Local News Anchor Happy As Hell, Going To Take It For Long, Long Time

Local News Anchor Happy As Hell, Going To Take It For Long, Long Time

August 19, 1998 | Issue 34•03

Local News Anchor Happy As Hell, Going To Take It For Long, Long Time

Steven Spielberg: Can His Career Be Salvaged? August 26, 1998
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College Graduate To Never Read A Book Again May 20, 1998
Guy Totally Looked Like Chick From Behind May 3, 2000
General Teaches Defense Secretary How To Drive Tank In K-Mart Parking Lot February 27, 2008
New Excedrin 'Lights Out' Kills You Dead On The Spot October 29, 2003

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