Man Forgets He Has Infant Strapped To Back
07.02.03 | Issue 39•25
Woman Seems Too Hot To Be Riding Bus
07.09.03 | Issue 39•26
Rice Krispie Treat Eaten In 8" x 8" Square
Art Student's Nudes Obviously Drawn From Hustler
06.18.03 | Issue 39•23
Magical Homeless Man Turns Spare Change Into Vomit
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Ancient Melanesian Masks Thundered Past To Get To Star Wars Exhibit
05.22.02 | Issue 38•19
Hair Carefully Disheveled In 20-Minute Ritual
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