8-Year-Old Obviously Packed Own Lunch
07.02.03 | Issue 39•25
Woman Seems Too Hot To Be Riding Bus
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Rice Krispie Treat Eaten In 8" x 8" Square
Art Student's Nudes Obviously Drawn From Hustler
06.18.03 | Issue 39•23
Rookie Told To Ease Up On Crime-Scene Tape
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Refrigerator Wins American Appliance
06.11.03 | Issue 39•22
Artist Starving For A Reason
03.01.00 | Issue 36•07
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