Las Vegas Casino Owners Announce Plans To Tear Down Don Rickles
06.17.98 | Issue 33•23
Wine Cooler Goes Straight To Dental-Office Receptionist's Head
06.24.98 | Issue 33•24
Indonesian Unrest Quelled For Tourist Season
Zamboni Crime Family Indicted In Ice-Shaving Scandal
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Stuffed Gorilla Only Into You For Your Shelf
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Man Prone To Lying Beds Woman Prone To Lying Prone
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