Local Senior Keeps Busy With Obituary-Clipping Hobby
04.01.98 | Issue 33•12
Second-Semester Fling Leads To First-Trimester Abortion
04.08.98 | Issue 33•13
Cubs Eliminated From Playoff Contention
Cop Takes Cinnamon Bun Into Own Hands
03.25.98 | Issue 33•11
Art Student's Nudes Obviously Drawn From Hustler
06.18.03 | Issue 39•23
Clinton Takes Stand Against Harmful UV Radiation
09.25.96 | Issue 30•07
Laptop Guy At Coffee Shop Nine Times Out Of Ten
09.11.02 | Issue 38•33
Previous
Next
Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
© Copyright 2009 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.
more personals »