Dateline NBC Report Inspired By Actual Events

Dateline NBC Report Inspired By Actual Events

March 25, 1998 | Issue 33•11

<i>Dateline NBC</i> Report Inspired By Actual Events

Area Ladle Named Secretary of Soup December 17, 1996
Safety-Conscious Senior Locks Screen Door July 19, 2000
Crude But Functional Starbucks Hewn From Rock Facing November 13, 2002
Marriage Breaks Up Over Procreative Differences October 18, 2000
Tooth Fairy Helps Self To More Teeth September 1, 2004
Ohio Governor Makes Desperate Plea To Aquaman March 19, 1997

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