New Instant Lottery Game Features Three Ways To Win, 19,839,947 Ways To Lose

New Instant Lottery Game Features Three Ways To Win, 19,839,947 Ways To Lose

April 7, 1999 | Issue 35•13

New Instant Lottery <br>Game Features <br>Three Ways To Win, <br>19,839,947 Ways <br>To Lose

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