Bank Teller Manages Smile With Last Remaining Ounce Of Strength
07.09.97 | Issue 31•23
Michael Jordan Accidentally Packaged In Plastic
07.23.97 | Issue 31•24
Clinton Found Alive
College Graduate Accepts Position Above Parents' Garage
06.18.97 | Issue 31•21
New Railway Line To Be Built Straight Up Your Ass
10.22.96 | Issue 30•11
Brittle Jewess Does Not Like What George Clooney Is Wearing
03.24.99 | Issue 35•11
SAT Found To Be Biased In Favor Of Non-Hungover
09.16.97 | Issue 32•07
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