Navy Discontinues Use of 'Port' And 'Starboard'Will Now Refer To Left As 'Thunk' And Right As 'Moosh-Baroo'

Navy Discontinues Use of 'Port' And 'Starboard'Will Now Refer To Left As 'Thunk' And Right As 'Moosh-Baroo'

June 4, 1997 | Issue 31•20

Navy Discontinues Use of 'Port' And 'Starboard'<br><subhead>Will Now Refer To Left As 'Thunk' And Right As 'Moosh-Baroo'</subhea

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