New 'Wacky Wipers' Make Driving In The Rain Fun
06.04.97 | Issue 31•20
Clinton Makes Pact With Savages
06.18.97 | Issue 31•21
New Seals & Croft CD Club Offers 600 Seals & Crofts CDs For A Penny
Oscar Mayer Inedibles Not Huge Success
05.14.97 | Issue 31•18
Hanson Sweeps 1998 NAMBLA Awards
02.25.98 | Issue 33•07
Is Your Privacy Being Violated? An Exclusive Hidden-Camera Investigation
07.22.98 | Issue 33•25
Awards Given Out Randomly To Skinny Blonde Women
06.09.99 | Issue 35•22
Previous
Next
Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
© Copyright 2009 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.
more personals »