God-Knows-What To Take Place In Rural Cabin
05.14.97 | Issue 31•18
Navy Discontinues Use of 'Port' And 'Starboard'Will Now Refer To Left As 'Thunk' And Right As 'Moosh-Baroo'
06.04.97 | Issue 31•20
Oscar Mayer Inedibles Not Huge Success
'98 Camaros Test Higher Than Owners
05.07.97 | Issue 31•17
John Goodman's Mouth Obviously Full During Dunkin' Donuts Voice-Over
05.16.07 | Issue 43•20
Biggest Mistake Of Life Dressed Up As Pumpkin
10.31.09 | Issue 45•44
Clinton Hitchhikes To St. Louis For Jazzfest
02.19.97 | Issue 31•06
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