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11.11.97 | Issue 32•15
New NBA Starter Jackets To Come With Unwanted Pregnancies
11.19.97 | Issue 32•16
JFK Jr. Announces Plans To Run For Best-Dressed Man in '98
Brad Pitt Promises 1,000 Years Of Peace
11.04.97 | Issue 32•14
Larva Celebrates Ascent To Adulthood With Bar-Moltzvah
04.22.98 | Issue 33•15
Uneducated NBA Star Urges Kids To Stay In School
01.28.98 | Issue 33•03
Suzanne Somers Named U.S. Thighmaster General
09.02.97 | Issue 32•05
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