Can Of Surge Results In Fully-Loaded, In-Your-Face Diabetic Reaction
02.26.97 | Issue 31•07
Ohio Governor Makes Desperate Plea To Aquaman
03.19.97 | Issue 31•10
New Urban Visor Blocks Out The Poor
Secretary Masks Deep Depression With Laughter During Office Banter
02.19.97 | Issue 31•06
Crowd Of Voters Cheers Patronizing Rhetoric
04.01.98 | Issue 33•12
Football Fan Wears Off-Season Body Paint
04.02.03 | Issue 39•12
Crane Operator Likes To Start Day With A Quick 360
07.18.09 | Issue 45•29
Previous
Next
Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
© Copyright 2009 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.
more personals »