Perot May Lead First Mars Expedition 'Only If The People Of Mars Ask Me To,' He Says

Perot May Lead First Mars Expedition 'Only If The People Of Mars Ask Me To,' He Says

January 22, 1997 | Issue 31•02

Perot May Lead First Mars Expedition <br>'Only If The People Of Mars Ask Me To,' He Says

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