Loan Officer From Future Warns: 'Stop Mortgaging Your Home at Only 1.65% of the Prime Rate!'

Loan Officer From Future Warns: 'Stop Mortgaging Your Home at Only 1.65% of the Prime Rate!'

August 28, 1996 | Issue 30•03

Loan Officer From Future Warns: 'Stop Mortgaging Your Home at Only 1.65% of the Prime Rate!'

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