Loan Officer From Future Warns: 'Stop Mortgaging Your Home at Only 1.65% of the Prime Rate!'
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New Seals & Croft CD Club Offers 600 Seals & Crofts CDs For A Penny
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Cast Of 60 Minutes Suffers Collective Stroke
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New 'Wondersplint' Makes Fractures Appear Larger; Fuller
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Camera Falls Out Of Love With Melanie Griffith
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Secretary Masks Deep Depression With Laughter During Office Banter
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Crude But Functional Starbucks Hewn From Rock Facing


