Local Band Cleverly Alters Product Logo
09.25.96 | Issue 30•07
Coach Filmed Before Live Studio Audience
10.02.96 | Issue 30•08
Afro-Disney Plans Scrapped
MIT Scientists Perfect $30 Million Love Tester
09.18.96 | Issue 30•06
Another Pufferfish Dies Bitter And Friendless
11.05.96 | Issue 30•13
Vending-Machine Snack Fails To Deploy
02.23.00 | Issue 36•06
Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer
08.06.03 | Issue 39•30
Previous
Next
Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
© Copyright 2009 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.
more personals »