Local Oafs to Spawn

Local Oafs to Spawn

October 9, 1996 | Issue 30•09

Local Oafs to Spawn

Refrigerator Wins American Appliance June 11, 2003
Domino's Introduces Thanksgiving Feast Pizza November 19, 2003
Burger King Hat Put In Deep Fryer December 17, 2003
Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer August 6, 2003
23-Hour Suicide Watch A Failure January 21, 1998
Tank Operator Wishes Buddies Back Home Could See Him Now August 21, 2002

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