Bette Midler Ruptures

Bette Midler Ruptures

October 9, 1996 | Issue 30•09

Bette Midler Ruptures

Gunman Opens Fire In Own McDonald's July 9, 1997
KFC Releases New Family-Size Nugget November 6, 2007
Showoff Pallbearer Carries Casket By Himself October 26, 2005
Po' Boy $12 August 17, 2005
Dog Breeders Unveil New Mastiffeagle February 26, 2008
Real-Life Pepe Le Pew Rapes Cat March 14, 2001

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