Kite Flyer In The Zone

Kite Flyer In The Zone

July 28, 2004 | Issue 40•30

Kite Flyer In The Zone

Cancer Lobbies For Decreased Cancer Funding April 23, 1997
Amazon 1-Click Bankrupts Area Parkinson's Sufferer April 26, 2006
Ancient Melanesian Masks Thundered Past To Get To Star Wars Exhibit May 22, 2002
Hasbro Concedes World Not Ready For Rubik’s Chicken August 9, 2006
Michael Jackson Hires Magical Anthropomorphic Giraffe As Defense Lawyer February 4, 2004
Drug Paraphernalia Visible In Photo Of Missing Cat November 3, 2004

The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

© Copyright 2008 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.

Personal of the Day