Flaming Bag Of Shit Intended For Apartment 314

Flaming Bag Of Shit Intended For Apartment 314

July 28, 2004 | Issue 40•30

Flaming Bag Of Shit Intended For Apartment 314

Giant Altoid Heading Toward Earth October 21, 1997
Laura Bush Noisily Devours Infant August 15, 2001
The Elderly: Do They Suspect? April 29, 1998
Chili Dog, Cheddar Fries Caught In Area Beard November 19, 1996
Pork Chop Trapped In Airtight Container September 1, 1999
Michael Jackson Hires Magical Anthropomorphic Giraffe As Defense Lawyer February 4, 2004

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