Child Buried In Backyard Under Popsicle-Stick Cross
08.25.04 | Issue 40•34
Tooth Fairy Helps Self To More Teeth
09.01.04 | Issue 40•35
Vacationing Bush Accepts Republican Nomination Via Live Satellite Feed
Homosexual Tearfully Admits To Being Governor Of New Jersey
08.18.04 | Issue 40•33
Hanes Introduces New No-Way Panties
03.17.06 | Issue 42•12
Secretarian Violence Claims Lives Of Three Receptionists
06.28.06 | Issue 42•26
Fashion Plate Smashed
02.12.03 | Issue 39•05
Previous
Next
Nation Descends Into Chaos As Throat Infection Throws Off Obama's Cadence
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
© Copyright 2009 Onion Inc. All rights reserved.
more personals »