Yet Another Media-Savvy Ex-Hostage Delights TV-News Producers

Yet Another Media-Savvy Ex-Hostage Delights TV-News Producers

March 23, 2005 | Issue 41•12

Yet Another Media-Savvy Ex-Hostage Delights TV-News Producers

Coach Filmed Before Live Studio Audience October 2, 1996
Evangelical Christians Enter 10th Day Of Vigil Outside Your House September 21, 2005
Larva Celebrates Ascent To Adulthood With Bar-Moltzvah April 22, 1998
New Taco Bell Menu Item Ready For Testing On Humans April 30, 2003
All-Beef Patty 70 Percent Beef September 27, 2000
Showoff Pallbearer Carries Casket By Himself October 26, 2005

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