Republicans Take The Senate
In last Tuesday's midterm elections, Republicans retook the U.S. Senate, giving them control of both houses of Congress. What do you think?
Jared Andruss,
Shipping Clerk
"You know, they say people get the government they deserve, but I don't recall knife-raping any retarded nuns."
Melissa Kendall,
Student
"Don't blame me, I voted for the Green Party. Hee hee hee! Aren't I the dickens?"
Thom Abboud,
Cashier
"On the bright side, the Democrats did triumphantly retake the Kansas governorship."
Elaine Dorner,
Speech Pathologist
"I'm confused. It was my understanding that the Democrats had already rolled over and died after Sept. 11."
Rodney Garn,
Systems
Analyst
"The American people have spoken. And they have said, 'Duhhh, I likes chockomut ice cream.'"
Raymond Thatcher,
Architect
"Gosh, that election really sucked. Well, at least it'll probably be the last one we ever have."
