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The Russian Theater Raid

November 6, 2002 | Issue 38•41

During a hostage rescue, Russian authorities pumped gas into a Moscow theater, killing 116 of the 800-plus captives. What do you think of the controversial move?

Black Man

Reggie Simms,
Systems
Analyst

"Now that the siege is over, the surviving hostages can get back to watching Nord-Ost. I think they left off at the part where Vasily was about to propose to Svetlana."

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Old Man

Oleg Yashin,
Russian Official
"I trust that the Russians handled this correctly. No doubt we'll soon learn that every gas victim was actually a Chechen collaborator. Yes. This is what we will find."

Asian Man

Oscar Riggins,
Delivery Driver
"Just answer this: Were the captors terrorists? Okay, what about the people who killed the hostages, were they terrorists? How about the victims?"

Old Woman

Meredith Dietz,
Teacher
"This is the worst thing ever to happen in Russia."

Young Man

Gordon Lenox,
Roofer
"All I can say is, somebody had better answer to the United States about this."

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