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France And Germany Say No

February 5, 2003 | Issue 39•04

At a recent NATO meeting, France and Germany expressed reluctance to lend military support to the U.S. if it invades Iraq. What do you think?

Old Man

Tom Robinson,
Systems Analyst
"I can understand France pussin' out, but Germany?"

Asian Man

Paul Ryback,
Delivery Driver
"Has it been explained to the Germans that the Iraqis are Semites?"

Young Woman

Christina Davies,
Dental Hygienist
"I'm sorry, but why should France and Germany have a say in what goes on all the way over in Iraq?"

Young Man

Fred Eckers,
Machinist
"That's a shame. It would have been hilarious to see the French running around the desert in their froofy Stratego uniforms."

Old Woman

Carolyn Kass,
Psychologist
"Oh, shit. I'm forced to side with France on something."

Black Man

Craig George,
Architect
"Hey, Mr. President. When even the Germans don't want to fight, take the fucking hint."

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