North Korean Nukes
Last week, it was revealed that North Korea has secretly been pursuing a nuclear-weapons program. What do you think?
Gene Franke,
Systems
Analyst
"While it appears that North Korea may indeed have The Bomb, it remains unclear whether they have The Food."
Valerie Schmidt,
Florist
"My remarks on this matter will be brief, as the only stereotype I know of Koreans is that they eat dogs."
Christopher
Sims,
Lawyer
"I just pray that this does not interfere with the Koreans' important work animating The Simpsons."
Bill Cullums,
Delivery Driver
"Don't worry: It's probably just a bootleg bomb that won't work anyway."
Marcia Martz,
Homemaker
"This news really burns me up. In fact, it vaporizes me into my component subatomic particles, leaving the soil around me lifeless and radioactive for millennia."
Eddie Rutt,
Cashier
"North Korea may have a few nukes, but we have more than 12,000. That should make everyone feel safer."
