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Bush And The Weapons Inspections

September 26, 2002 | Issue 38•35

Last week, Saddam Hussein agreed to U.N. weapons inspections in Iraq, but President Bush dismissed the offer as a cynical ploy. What do you think?

Black Man

John Englund,
Software
Developer

"It's clear to me that nothing short of war will stop Iraq from using its weapons."

Young Woman

Miriam Knorr,
Teacher
"I'd feel a lot better about the president's handling of this global nuclear brinksmanship if he could actually pronounce the word nuclear."

Asian Man

Todd Thane,
Landscaper
"Bush should take up t'ai chi. He'd be a lot more relaxed and not so invady."

Old Man

Mitchell Ploeg,
Systems
Analyst

"Weird. It's almost as if Bush wants to invade."

Young Man

Rick Dunst,
Cab Driver
"This whole invasion-of-Iraq thing is so complicated. I wish Kurt Loder would explain it to me."

Old Woman

Audra Franks,
Homemaker
"So, let me get this straight: Bush is saying he wants to invade Iraq, and Iraq is, like, trying to talk him out of it? Is this how invasions are usually handled?"

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