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Legalizing Pot In Canada

September 11, 2002 | Issue 38•33

Last week, a Canadian parliamentary committee recommended that the government legalize the use of marijuana. What do you think?

Asian Man

Dan Zorn,
Cashier
"If they do legalize pot, they're gonna be the world's number-one economic power in no time, 'cause you can make anything out of hemp."

Young Woman

Erin Parker,
Biologist
"The last thing we need is a glut of web sites explaining how, if you watch Strange Brew while listening to Rush's 2112, it all matches up."

Old Woman

Doris Atkinson,
Librarian
"I just hope no marijuana slips into the U.S."

Old Man

Bob Edwards,
Lawyer
"I'm gonna toke up, sit back, and watch the geese."

Young Man

Cameron Davis,
Welder
"Yeah, I heard about that. They're doing the same thing in Canada."

Black Man

Eric Donald,
Systems
Analyst

"They're legalizing pot, plus they already have free health care and almost no crime? Now, why exactly do we always make fun of them, again?"

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