Martha's Mess
Implicated in the ImClone trading scandal, Martha Stewart is now accused of illegally dumping her own company's stock, as well. What do you think?
Linda Symanski,
Realtor
"You'd think Martha, of all people, would know how to put those worthless old stock certificates to good use instead of just dumping them."
Benjamin
Robison,
Systems Analyst
"Have they built a jail cell strong enough to hold her?"
Beth Atkinson,
Graduate
Student
"Poor Martha. She showed a lost and confused world how to spruce up those ho-hum wall sconces, and this is how we thank her."
Frank Bergin,
Contractor
Young Man "I really don't think it's right for us to act as Martha Stewart's judge, jury, and executioner. Executioner will have to do."
George Adamle,
Civil Engineer
"Funny, the Martha Stewart Living web site doesn't mention anything about this."
Norman Linn,
File Clerk
"First the Catholic Church, now Martha. Who's going to be left to make us feel bad about ourselves?"
