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Invading Iraq

August 28, 2002 | Issue 38•31

Determined to oust Saddam Hussein, President Bush has been attempting to rally support for an invasion of Iraq. What do you think?

Young Man

Rich Dobbs,
Truck Driver
"The time to invade Iraq is now. If we wait, cooler heads might prevail."

Old Man

Douglas Glass,
Dentist
"Ousting Saddam would at long last pave the way for a corrupt, unstable, pseudo-democratic puppet government with friendly ties to Washington."

Asian Man

Chuck Barker,
Landscaper
"Even Brent Scowcroft is against this, and that guy spends his weekends pipebombing puppy kennels."

Black Man

Marty Ross,
Systems
Analyst

"Well, I'm against it, but I'm probably in the minority, along with many Republicans, all non-Republicans, and the entire rest of the world."

Young Woman

Rachel Weitz,
Student
"Isn't it funny how people say they'll never grow up to be their parents, then one day they look in the mirror and they're moving aircraft carriers into the Gulf region?"

Old Woman

Maria Davillo,
Painter
"After all Bush has done for us, can't we let him have just this one thing?"

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