Lie-Detector Tests For Congress
The FBI wants members of Congress to take lie-detector tests in an investigation of leaked information regarding the Sept. 11 attacks. What do you think?
John Pulliam,
Forklift Operator
"I only support lie-detector tests for lawmakers if the questions are funny and embarrassing."
Tom Allenby,
Senator
"I hope they also get to the bottom of who has been taking Sen. Hagel's Diet Cokes from the fridge. It happened again today."
Robyn Saunders,
Graduate
Student
Young Woman "At last, Stage Three: out-of-control finger-pointing."
Dana
Wertheimer,
Homemaker
"Are we going to treat our legislators like common white-collar criminals?"
Richard Leach,
Systems
Analyst
"Each time one of these lie-detector tests is given, it costs taxpayers $12,000. Okay, I just totally lied about that."
Edgar Wigand,
Unemployed
"All along, I've been saying Congress was involved in Sept. 11. But did anyone listen? No. Instead, I'm just dismissed as that crazy guy who lives under the overpass and shits in a KFC bucket."
