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Charging Obese Flyers Double

July 31, 2002 | Issue 38•27

Southwest Airlines recently announced plans to strictly enforce a policy that asks passengers too large for its seats to purchase an extra fare. What do you think?

Black Man

Chris George,
Systems Analyst
"Making the obese pay more is fine, but waving them into their seats with fluorescent-orange batons is too much."

Asian Man

Robert Russell,
Cashier
"As a man who once lost 100 pounds, I say to hell with them—it's their fault they're fat. As a man who gained the 100 pounds back, I say have a heart, Southwest Airlines."

Old Woman

Donna Koechner,
Homemaker
"That explains the 'Test Your Ass Dimensions' frame at the check-in counter."

Young Man

Fred Issel,
Delivery Driver
"I hope this controversy escalates. I would love to see that picket line."

Old Man

Phil Lyman,
Stockbroker
"Perhaps the overweight passenger could help offset the price of the extra seat by, say, serving as a screen for the in-flight movie."

Young Woman

Meredith Poole,
Massage Therapist
"Overweight people fully deserve the dignity they have denied themselves for so long."

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