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The 'Dirty Bomb' Threat

June 19, 2002 | Issue 38•23

U.S. citizen Jose Padilla was arrested May 8 in a plot to detonate a "dirty bomb" spewing low-level radiation. What do you think about this latest terror threat?

Black Man

Jim Miller,
Architect
"I am an American, and I'm not about to be cowed into fearing things I should be afraid of."

Young Woman

Lisa Bell,
Student
"I'm glad they caught that soy-bomb guy. He was a dick."

Young Man

Frank Castellano,
Delivery Driver
"I don't know... picking up chicks with, 'Sleep with me, baby—tomorrow we could all be dirty-bombed' just doesn't cut it."

Asian Man

Dave Downing,
File Clerk
"That's so awesome that the government stopped a would-be terrorist. And right when they're reeling from criticism about that stuff. It's like fate! A magical cosmic symmetry!"

Old Man

Mitch Redmond,
Systems Analyst
"Tell you one thing: There wouldn't be all this bombing and killing stuff if everyone in the world were either me or my wife."

Old Woman

Dana Cornell,
Florist
"The big question is, how did we ever let a guy like this into the country? What? He was born here? Oh."

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