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The Nuclear Response

March 20, 2002 | Issue 38•10

Calling nuclear retaliation against attackers "an option," President Bush wants to build up the U.S. nuclear arsenal as a means of deterrence. What do you think?

Young Woman

Diane Balboni,
Podiatrist
"This is great news. I've always been afraid of dying alone."

Asian Man

Ron Cotto,
Machinist
"Oh, well. And I was just getting used to calling it a root cellar."

Black Man

Pat Langston,
Systems Analyst
"Finally, the president is listening to what the American people want."

Young Man

Rich Buhner,
Unemployed
"At least this means they'll be reopening the nuclear-warhead factory here in Flint, MI."

Old Man

Tom Bankhead,
Developer
"This is a difficult issue, but, ultimately, nuclear preparedness is the only answer to the problem of global population."

Old Woman

Linda Kingery,
Teacher
"Can we go back to ruining the world through deforestation and steady ozone depletion? That was a lot less scary."

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