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The Andrea Yates Trial

March 13, 2002 | Issue 38•09

Andrea Yates, on trial for the drowning of her five children in the bathtub of their Houston home, has pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity. What do you think?

Old Woman

Rhonda Rowe,
Homemaker
"This poor woman lost five children. Hasn't she suffered enough?"

Black Man

Bill Jackson,
Systems Analyst
"This is just a sad case of someone letting their child-killing impulses get out of control."

Old Man

Maxwell Bosch,
Lawyer
"You know, a high percentage of child fatalities in the home occur in the bathtub. Who's to say the statistics didn't catch up to her all at once?"

Young Man

Bob Putnam,
File Clerk
"Yates killed not one, but five children? Wow, they certainly do do everything bigger in Texas."

Young Woman

Denise Pflaum,
Nurse
"I can't shake the feeling that four or five years from now, we're in for the creepiest fucking Oprah guest ever."

Asian Man

Milton Oberst,
Cashier
"The jury should declare Andrea Yates guilty by reason of drowning five children in a bathtub."

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