The Robert Blake Murder Case
Arrested nearly a year after his wife was fatally shot, actor Robert Blake is pleading not guilty to murder charges. What do you think?
Carl Morgan,
Electrician
"This is the new O.J.! Except nobody gives a fuck, and there's a tiny sliver of a
possibility that Blake didn't actually do it."
Milt Herndon,
File Clerk
"His pet cockatoo Fred must be rolling in his cigar-box grave over this."
Rick Evans,
Systems Analyst
"Bonny Lee Bakley was hardly a saint. She was a con-woman, a grifter. A flim-flammer and a bunko artist. This doll had more angles than an octagon."
Paul LeMaster,
Chemical Engineer
"Before we jump to any conclusions about Robert Blake's guilt or innocence, we
should first consult the Internet Movie Database to make sure he's still alive."
Andrea Stennett,
Optometrist
"As the man himself said, 'Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to
endless night.' I'm sorry—I thought we were talking about William Blake."
Diane Venable,
Librarian
"Oh, those washed-up celebrities! Who will they kill next?"


