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Life After Saddam

March 12, 2003 | Issue 39•09

With war imminent, President Bush and others are already discussing plans for a post-Saddam, U.S.-occupied Iraq. What do you think?

Old Woman

Andrea Crim,
Teacher
"I'm sure there are plenty of ambitious young despots out there who would jump at the chance to rule Iraq."

Old Man

Bruce Wollensky,
Attorney
"I just hope we don't see a repeat of that mess we made a few years back when we tried to install an American ruler in America."

Black Man

Martin Baines,
Systems Analyst
"Can't we just get CNN to run the place?"

Young Woman

Meredith Hall,
Psychologist
"Whatever happens, someone should be there to film the most touching moments."

Asian Man

Ken Franklin,
Bus Driver
"We should ask ourselves what we would want if Iraq was occupying the U.S."

Young Man

Dennis Doering,
Landscaper
"Oh, man, we're not gonna make Iraq the 51st state, are we?"

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