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The SARS Epidemic

April 16, 2003 | Issue 39•14

Many Americans are worried about the spread of SARS, the mysterious, deadly respiratory illness sweeping China and Hong Kong. What do you think?

Young Woman

Lori Petruso,
Teacher
"More than 100 people have died worldwide from SARS! More than 100 people! 100!"

Asian Man

Dan George,
Plumber
"Will stopping this virus once again require the mass smothering of chickens in plastic trash bags? Just wondering."

Black Man

Frank Banks,
Systems Analyst
"You have to wonder what monstrosity the Orient will unleash on humanity next. I mean, SARS, anime, Toyotathons..."

Old Man

Todd Cassell,
Attorney
"From now on, I'm making sure to steer way the hell clear of the Chinatown section of my city, just like I always have."

Old Woman

Alicia Green,
Florist
"With its limited exposure and 4 percent fatality rate, SARS lies somewhere between rubella and a NASCAR crash on my list of death fears."

Young Man

Timothy Conn,
Factory Worker
"Did you say terrorists were behind SARS? Wow, I thought you said that. I'll just repeat that until they know what actually causes it."

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