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More Mideast Violence

December 12, 2001 | Issue 37•45

Last week, Hamas suicide bombers killed 25 in Jerusalem and Haifa, and Israel retaliated with air strikes. What do you think about the latest wave of Mideast bloodshed?

Old Man

Isaac Dunham,
Systems Analyst
"It's nice to see senseless religious violence back where it belongs."

Asian Man

Mel Moreno,
File Clerk
"If only the parents of those Hamas militants had spotted the suicide-bombing warning signs in time."

Black Man

Paul Bergen,
Architect
"Maybe someday they'll take my advice and put a huge lid on the entire region—just as soon as lid technology becomes sufficiently advanced."

Young Man

Pete Tyler,
Electrician
"I'm sorry. I answered this question for the media in 2000, 1999, 1998, 1996, 1994, 1991, 1989, 1986, 1982, 1979, 1978, 1976, and 1972. And once, in 1969, my dad answered for me."

Old Woman

Mary Winchell,
Homemaker
"Why can't these people just get along? Oh, yeah... because they all think they've been specially chosen by God."

Young Woman

Allison Flowers,
Graduate Student
"Hey, if I were denied a heavily disputed piece of land, I'd blow up innocent civilians with a crude bomb strapped around my midsection, too. No, wait, I wouldn't. That's fucking insane."

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