The Human-Cloning Controversy
Last week, scientists announced the first-ever cloning of a human embryo, which they hope to mine for stem cells to treat diseases. What do you think?
Carla Rayner,
Homemaker
"At last, the underpopulation crisis has found its magic bullet."
Leslie Jong,
Massage Therapist
"A whole population of identical-looking human beings? This chilling dystopian vision has already come to pass in the fall J. Crew catalog."
Rich Stewart,
Auto Mechanic
"We don't need these cloned embryos takin' all the jobs away from regular embryos."
Donald Scott,
Tax Attorney
"Scientists should not be allowed to play God. Brian Blessed would be much better."
Fred Gardner,
Cashier
"I've got a plan to create the world's first human-clone hybrid. Remember that sheep Dolly? I'm gonna fuck it."
Peter Jordan,
Systems Analyst
"I think I'll just sit back and let the ignorant, hysterical Christians handle this one."
