Could Osama Get The Bomb?
Last week, President Bush disclosed that Osama bin Laden has been trying to acquire nuclear weapons. What do you think of the possibility?
Larry Messick,
Systems Analyst
"Come on, how's a multi-millionaire with close ties to the world's most ruthless, amoral arms dealers gonna get his hands on a nuclear device?"
Barry Frees,
Plumber
"If so, he missed his chance: The Emmys were a few weeks ago."
Kim Welker,
Speech Therapist
"Let me guess what's next: bin Laden has an asteroid the size of the moon, and he's aiming it straight at the Earth."
Dan Butler,
Landscaper
"Shit, we should be trying to find this guy."
Ronald Foray,
Advertising Executive
"As a lifelong New Yorker, I must admit that central Kansas is not without a certain rustic, remote charm."
Lois Vanderpyl,
Architect
"What's this? I'm sorry, I stopped paying attention to the news about three weeks ago out of sheer psychological self-preservation."
