What's Up, Dick?
Vice-President Cheney has spent much of the past several weeks hidden from public view in a secret location, prompting rumors about his status. What do you think?
Dom Delavan,
Roofer
"Man, if something happens to him, do you realize Bush becomes the vice-president?"
Frank Castina,
Truck Driver
"He's probably been hiding out in a Nebraska bunker roughly 43 miles northeast of Hastings, allowing him fast access to any location in the U.S. Of course, that's just an uneducated guess."
Iris Nelson,
Waitress
"You know, Cheney reminds me a lot of my dad. Angry, humorless, dying of heart disease..."
Carla Brodson,
Librarian
"The idea of a vice-president maintaining a low profile—it's just too disturbing to process."
Todd McKechnie,
Systems Analyst
"Like any U.S. leader, he's where you'd expect him to be: hundreds of miles below the Earth's surface in an impregnable star chamber with top Illuminati officials, charting our fates."
Carl Vinson,
Civil Engineer
"I strongly suspect the government is pulling a Weekend At Bernie's on us."
