What Now?
Two weeks after the worst attack ever on American soil, the U.S. military is pondering its response options. What do you think should be done?
Don Munns,
Carpenter
"Do we have nukes that can kill just six or seven people? Because I kinda want to nuke those bastards if it's at all practical."
Allen Williams,
Bank Teller
"I used to think Reagan was a simplistic, vengeful, jingoistic cowboy. Now, I'm starting to think he was just ahead of his time."
Julia Schmitt,
Student
"If we blow these monsters off the face of the Earth, that will only give them the attention they crave."
Mel Davis,
Systems Analyst
"Islamic law states, 'An eye for an eye.' By that logic, we should destroy one of Osama bin Laden's skyscrapers. Problem is, he doesn't have any, because he lives in fucking underground caves."
Mindy Lawrence,
Nurse
"One thing we don't need is another Vietnam. Luckily, the Vietnamese have been cleared of any involvement."
Albert Rohan,
File Clerk
"Uh, can I give you my answer five years from now?"
