China's Nuclear Buildup
According to a new CIA report, China is expected to have as many as 100 long-range nuclear missiles aimed at the U.S. by 2015. What do you think?
Max Koenig,
Systems Analyst
"We don't need to worry about the Chinese using nukes. They'd first need to find an unpopulated area to test them."
Connie Vance,
Graduate Student
"Would it be culturally insensitive of me to say I hope they don't blast us to atoms? I don't want to offend anybody."
Dan Essen,
Plumber
"Maybe it's time to flood China with opium again. Failing that, flood me with opium."
Milt Odom,
Lawyer
"If only Sting had possessed the foresight to hope that the Chinese love their two government-allotted children, too."
Ken Yaeger,
Roofer
"We shouldn't worry. Judicious use of force is the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and cultural."
Sylvia Coombes,
Graphic Designer
"Doesn't China know that only the U.S. is responsible enough to have a nuclear arsenal?"
