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Mayhem In The Mideast

October 18, 2000 | Issue 36•37

Mideast peace efforts have broken down in recent days, with Israeli-Palestinian violence erupting throughout the troubled region. What do you think?

Old Woman

Grace Delaney,
Dental Hygienist
"The U.N. should lay down the law: No more visits to the Wailing Wall or the Dome Of The Rock until a certain two ethnic groups learn to behave themselves."

Black Man

Michael Weathers,
Pastor
"In these times of trouble, they should turn to the Bible."

Old Man

Peter Bryson,
Systems Analyst
"Right now, they're just throwing rocks at each other, but it could get much worse: I've heard rumors that Israel has the boulder."

Asian Man

Omar Bilal,
Cashier
"Boy, whoever's mediating these discussions sure does suck."

Young Man

Dan Voss,
Truck Driver
"If only one side was a little darker so I could figure out who was right."

Young Woman

Diane DeSilva,
Speech Therapist
"Maybe we need to stop thinking of this as a Mideast crisis and just think of it as Mideast culture."

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