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Continuing Clashes In Iraq

May 7, 2003 | Issue 39•17

In spite of the war's conclusion, U.S. troops continue to engage in deadly skirmishes with Iraqi protesters, killing 16 in one such clash last week. What do you think?

Old Man

Donald Meijer,
Architect
"If they don't want to get shot, what are they doing in Iraq?"

Asian Man

Mo Browning,
Delivery Driver
"I think it's really sad that those Iraqis broke up the Marines' candlelight peace vigil with violence."

Old Woman

Jill Krenmore,
Homemaker
"I think it's really sad that those Iraqis broke up the Marines' candlelight peace vigil with violence."

Young Woman

Audra Thaler,
Waitress
"Did we tell them the war was over in English? Maybe they just didn't understand."

Black Man

Ron Mobley,
Systems Analyst
"Look, nobody said these people would welcome us with open arms. Except Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Fox News..."

Young Man

Scott Watkins,
Machinist
"I don't understand why these wackos won't simply face facts and accept that they're under the control of a foreign superpower's occupational force."

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